Part of having a toddler is having about 10% of your brain dedicated to looping what ever song is their favourite this week. I’ve had “this is the way we brush our teeth” stuck in my head for the last week.
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Oh my. I've always done this but never associated it with britishness. 😳
https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1357337681072693248This thread gives me all sorts of warm nostalgic feelings. 💗
https://twitter.com/jesslynnrose/status/1357329669981413376Twitter telling me I joined twitter 10 years ago today.
Back when people left the house...
British people: “Might rain later, I’ll take an umbrella”
— Ben Coates (@bencoates1) June 5, 2019
Dutch people: “According to the graphs I downloaded there is a 61.8% chance of precipitation between 9:20 and 9:30am, but if I leave at 9:07 I can avoid it”
Toddler pulls a magazine off the shelf to read and nocks most of the shelf on the floor in the process.
Toddler without missing a beat: “Pa you clean it.”
😳
I'm looking forward to people not needing to say 'unprecedented' quite so much.
I walk into the room.
Toddler: Go away papa!
Mama: That’s not very nice.
Toddler: Go away papa pleeease!
