Same but my office.
https://twitter.com/planty_hoes/status/1277244662982545408?s=21
Roommate: Another plant? Where would it even go?
— planty_hoes (@planty_hoes) June 28, 2020
Me: There’s space in the living room
The living room:
🌱🌱🌱🪑🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🛋🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱📺🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱 🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱🌱
I'll go ahead and have this on repeat in the background as I'm working thank you very much. 🧘♂️
https://twitter.com/cassidoo/status/1275605680242610177?s=20
ASMR for developers pic.twitter.com/KGF3H8nY5z
— Cassidy Williams (@cassidoo) June 24, 2020
Cleaned out my contacts today. Reduced 650 contacts (some dating back to high school) down to about 170 I've actually used in the last year. 😅
Both these landed on my doormat this morning: Uni the Unicorn and Pfeil from my @stackmagazines@twitter.com subscription. Gotta say, I’m pretty excited about both of them. 😬🦄📖
https://twitter.com/dev_nikema/status/1273601934948089856
PSA: Tech jobs are jobs. You shouldn’t have to become a celebrity, join a cult, or crawl through miles of metaphorical glass to land a technical role. Software engineers, sorry to tell you all, but you’re not special. You learned skills to do a job.
— Nikema Prophet ❤️✨ she/her (@dev_nikema) June 18, 2020
I feel like I need a vacation after 2 days of trying to book a vacation.
Wait. Was Kit from Knight Rider a cylon??
An excellent way to commemorate the day Colston fell! https://www.instagram.com/p/CBNmTVZsDKS
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www.instagram.comIf you react immediately and negatively to someone’s request for you to stop doing something that offends/upsets them, I encourage you to think more slowly. Your gut reaction, your fast efficient thinking, is built up of your experiences and perceptions.
Think more slowly about your reactions and take a moment to think of the experiences of the person requesting change.
Don’t let yourself only be defined by the experiences and perception you have until now. Grow!
https://twitter.com/tomdale/status/1266007213245640704?s=21
Something bothering me about frontend development recently is how uncomfortably close it often feels to e.g. the world of fitness, diets, self-help: an unending treadmill of trends, driven by people relentlessly hawking insider access to the latest silver bullet.
— Tom Dale (@tomdale) May 28, 2020
The toddler has moved beyond just saying "no" to everything. She will now say "no
Desk side buddy #wfhcats
Super excited about the v1 release of Deno today! A secure JavaScript runtime with first class TypeScript support and entirely independent from node and npm. Congrats to the @deno_land team! https://deno.land
Every time I listen to Bill Withers ‘Lovely day’ all I can think of is Maurice taking a sip of his first cup of tea of the day. Anyone else? 
I like to make terrible interior design suggestions to annoy my wife. It has the nice side effect of masking when I make a genuine suggestion which she also thinks is terrible.
Current stress levels be like...
Toddler looking at my hands. Shocked and acting like I’m injured. “No that’s just dry skin and wrinkles.”
They really know how to get you where It hurts.
Week x full time with toddler. There is no weekday. There is no weekend. Time is meaningless. 
Not all heroes wear capes.
https://twitter.com/davatron5000/status/1244994315857911808
People talking: "...and we could animate that onscroll..."
— Dave Rupert (@davatron5000) March 31, 2020
Me (from across the bar, wearing a leather duster, smoking a marlboro): "You sure about that, kid?"
T: oh! a fwower!
(grabs a clump of flowers and tears them up)
T: oh! a broken fwower.