Toddler looking at my hands. Shocked and acting like I’m injured. “No that’s just dry skin and wrinkles.”
They really know how to get you where It hurts.
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Week x full time with toddler. There is no weekday. There is no weekend. Time is meaningless. 
Not all heroes wear capes.
https://twitter.com/davatron5000/status/1244994315857911808
Dave Rupert on Twitter
“People talking: "...and we could animate that onscroll..." Me (from across the bar, wearing a leather duster, smoking a marlboro): "You sure about that, kid?"”
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T: oh! a fwower!
(grabs a clump of flowers and tears them up)
T: oh! a broken fwower.
Let’s pick up the pace a little ok?
https://twitter.com/year_progress/status/1244006349291298818
Year Progress on Twitter
“▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░ 24%”
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Quick promotion of one of my favourite WFH products. It's just a laptop stand, but damn it's a solid product, and better than some of the ones I've got that were twice as expensive. Super compact when folded. Good elevation. Love it.
https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B071DGLNRH
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www.amazon.deOk. Nearly two weeks into having a toddler at home. We’re getting the hang of it.
Me, an #AnimalCrossing newbie. #ACNH 
And with waking up with a lot of back pain, today is definitely going to be no exception:
https://twitter.com/pietvanzoen/status/1242506682296684550?s=21
Piet 🇳🇱 on Twitter
“This was a ‘wear a robe over your normal cloths all day’ and ‘let the toddler play on the iPad’ kind of a day. https://t.co/FxxAaTH4Hb”
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This was a ‘wear a robe over your normal cloths all day’ and ‘let the toddler play on the iPad’ kind of a day.
Watching old Sesame Street this morning with the toddler. Just happened to show the episode where big bird goes to the hospital with a cough and difficulty breathing. 😳😷 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuOlE-mDAgg&t=176
Sesame Street Home Video Visits The Hospital (1990)
DISCLAIMER: Videos like these are made for childhood purposes. Recommended for people 13 and over. Here is the whole entire episode which is NOT recorded on ...
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2 for 1. WFH standing desk setup AND cat pic. 😸
Current toddler at home for a week status.
Home isolation means discovering long forgotten mugs at the back of the cupboard. ☕️💖 @needmore@twitter.com
Given all the stress we're under right now I'd like to highlight this one glorious thing I'm very thankful for. My daughter sleeps well.
T... You are amazing and I love you. Even if you don't sleep well. But right now... thank you.
This is the kind of panic buying I’m here for:
https://twitter.com/hausofiau/status/1239239961288851456?s=21
lau (@hausofIau) | Twitter
The latest Tweets from lau (@hausofIau). i hate it here (my brain)
twitter.comSo they say moving house is a pretty stressful event. How about we add a viral pandemic and a toddler at home for 3 weeks just to spice things up. 😷😳🕺
Completes Dutch tax return in under 1 hour. 😎
Next up: US tax return. See you in a month or two. 👋😞
This is ridiculously cool. Guy hacked his prosthetic arm to control a synthesiser with his thoughts. 😱👾
Hacking my arm prosthesis to output CV so that it plugs into my synth: Thought-controlled music!
Together with Chrisi from KOMA Elektronik and my husband Daniel, I am in the process of building a device (the "SynLimb") that attaches to my arm prosthesis ...
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