Fri, 29th Jan 2021, 07:58

Back when people left the house...

British people: “Might rain later, I’ll take an umbrella”

Dutch people: “According to the graphs I downloaded there is a 61.8% chance of precipitation between 9:20 and 9:30am, but if I leave at 9:07 I can avoid it”

— Ben Coates (@bencoates1) June 5, 2019