Home isolation means discovering long forgotten mugs at the back of the cupboard. ☕️💖 @email@example.com
Given all the stress we're under right now I'd like to highlight this one glorious thing I'm very thankful for. My daughter sleeps well.
T... You are amazing and I love you. Even if you don't sleep well. But right now... thank you.
This is the kind of panic buying I’m here for:https://twitter.com/hausofiau/status/1239239961288851456
So they say moving house is a pretty stressful event. How about we add a viral pandemic and a toddler at home for 3 weeks just to spice things up. 😷😳🕺
Completes Dutch tax return in under 1 hour. 😎
Next up: US tax return. See you in a month or two. 👋😞
This is ridiculously cool. Guy hacked his prosthetic arm to control a synthesiser with his thoughts. 😱👾
At a bathroom store deciding on a new bathroom:
Wife: I like that you’re contributing ideas.
Me: Aw thanks for saying that.
Wife: I don’t like any of the ideas but I appreciate the contribution.
Gets 60% keyboard. Discovers how much he used arrow keys.
I’m a little obsessed over Ólafur Arnalds’ cover of Say My Name by Destiny’s Child.